Expressing Myself

Truly hilarious, was worth  adding it to my Blog …would like to know who the original author is?
 

I never take risk while drinking 

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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking 
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen 
I stealthily enter the house 
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard 
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame 
But still no one is aware of it 

Becoz I never take a risk 

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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink 
Quickly enjoy one peg 
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack 
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard 
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile 

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I peep into the kitchen 
Wife is cutting potatoes 
No one is aware of what I did 

Becoz I never take a risk 

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I to my wife : Any news on chopra’s daughter’s marriage 
Wife : Nope, she doesn’t seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her . 

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I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard 
But I don’t make any sound while taking out the bottle 
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink 
Quickly enjoy one peg 

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Wash the  bottle and keep it in the sink 
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard 
But still no one is aware of what I did 

Becoz I never take a risk 

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I to Wife : But still I think chopra’s daughter’s age is not that much 
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old… like an aged horse 
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh… 

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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard 
But the cupboard’s place has automatically changed 
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink . 

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Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly 
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj’s photo & keep it in the black cupboard . 

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Wife is keeping the sink on the stove 

But still no one is aware of what I did 

Becoz I never take a risk 

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I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that 
again, I will cut your tongue…! 

Wife: Don’t just blabber something, go out and sit quietly… 

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I take out the bottle from the potatoes 
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg 
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack 

Wife is giving a smile 

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Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking 
But still no one is aware of what I did 

Becoz I never take a risk 

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I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!! 

Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face… 

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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack 

Stove is also on the rack 
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside . 

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I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink 
But none of the horses are aware of what I did 

Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk . 

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Chopra is still cooking 

And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing 

Becoz I never take…… never take ….. never take what???      

I  never take a potato I think…