{"id":160,"date":"2009-04-25T06:22:17","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T13:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/?p=160"},"modified":"2009-04-25T06:25:30","modified_gmt":"2009-04-25T13:25:30","slug":"the-men-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/2009\/04\/25\/the-men-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"THE MEN RULES!"},"content":{"rendered":"

THE MAN RULES : AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN, WE ALWAYS HEAR ” the rules” FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES!
\nPLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED “1\u00e2\u20ac\u009d ON PURPOSE!<\/p>\n

\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.
\nYOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN.
\nWE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.
\nYOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. SUNDAY SPORTS IT’S LIKE THE FULL MOON
\nOR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.
\nLET IT BE.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT.
\nLET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
\nSUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
\nSTRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
\nOBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
\nJUST SAY IT!<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION..<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO.
\nSYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT.
\nIN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.
\nDON’T ASK US.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING
\nOR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE.
\nNOT BOTH.
\nIF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS. .<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.
\nPEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT.
\nWE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. IF IT ITCHES, IT will BE SCRATCHED.
\nWE DO THAT.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY “NOTHING,” WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG.
\nWE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO,
\nEXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE… REALLY .<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL
\nOR golf.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. You have enough clothes.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. You have too many shoes.<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. I am in shape. ROUND IS A SHAPE!<\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.
\nYES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT;<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON’T MIND THAT? IT’S LIKE CAMPING.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

THE MAN RULES : AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN, WE ALWAYS HEAR ” the rules” FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES!
\nPLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED “1\u00e2\u20ac\u009d ON PURPOSE! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":166,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions\/166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}