Truly hilarious, was worth \u00c2\u00a0adding it to my Blog …would like to know who the original author is?
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I never take risk while drinking\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking\u00c2\u00a0 Becoz I never take a risk\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I peep into the kitchen\u00c2\u00a0 Becoz I never take a risk\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I to my wife : Any news on chopra’s daughter’s marriage\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Wash the \u00c2\u00a0bottle and keep it in the sink\u00c2\u00a0 Becoz I never take a risk\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I to Wife : But still I think chopra’s daughter’s age is not that much\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Wife is keeping the sink on the stove\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n But still no one is aware of what I did\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Becoz I never take a risk\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that\u00c2\u00a0 Wife: Don’t just blabber something, go out and sit quietly…\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I take out the bottle from the potatoes\u00c2\u00a0 Wife is giving a smile\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking\u00c2\u00a0 Becoz I never take a risk\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face…\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Stove is also on the rack\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink\u00c2\u00a0 Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Chopra is still cooking\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Becoz I never take…… never take ….. never take what??? \u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I \u00c2\u00a0never\u00c2\u00a0take a potato I think…<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Truly hilarious, was worth \u00c2\u00a0adding it to my Blog …would like to know who the original author is? \u00c2\u00a0 I never take risk while drinking\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0 .\u00c2\u00a0 When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking\u00c2\u00a0 I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen\u00c2\u00a0 I stealthily enter the house\u00c2\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":199,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions\/199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nI can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen\u00c2\u00a0
\nI stealthily enter the house\u00c2\u00a0
\nTake out the bottle from my black cupboard\u00c2\u00a0
\nShivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame\u00c2\u00a0
\nBut still no one is aware of it\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nQuickly enjoy one peg\u00c2\u00a0
\nWash the glass and again keep it on the rack\u00c2\u00a0
\nOf course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard\u00c2\u00a0
\nShivaji Maharaj is giving a smile\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nWife is cutting potatoes\u00c2\u00a0
\nNo one is aware of what I did\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nWife : Nope, she doesn’t seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nBut I don’t make any sound while taking out the bottle\u00c2\u00a0
\nI take out the glass from the old rack above sink\u00c2\u00a0
\nQuickly enjoy one peg\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nAlso keep the Black Glass in the cupboard\u00c2\u00a0
\nBut still no one is aware of what I did\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nWife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old… like an aged horse\u00c2\u00a0
\nI: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh…\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nBut the cupboard’s place has automatically changed\u00c2\u00a0
\nI take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nI keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj’s photo & keep it in the black cupboard .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nagain, I will cut your tongue…!\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nGo in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg\u00c2\u00a0
\nWash the sink and keep it over the rack\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nBut still no one is aware of what I did\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nThere is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nBut none of the horses are aware of what I did\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n