{"id":471,"date":"2010-03-24T00:38:14","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T07:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/?p=471"},"modified":"2011-08-20T02:06:48","modified_gmt":"2011-08-20T09:06:48","slug":"the-wedding-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/2010\/03\/24\/the-wedding-test\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wedding Test"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.<\/p>\n

There was only one little thing bothering me….It was her beautiful younger sister.<\/p>\n

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.<\/p>\n

One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome… She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister..
\nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
\nShe said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me..’<\/p>\n

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
\nLord… and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!<\/p>\n

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, ‘We are very happy that you have passed our little test… We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter.
\nWelcome to the family.’<\/p>\n

And the moral of this story is:
\nAlways keep your condoms in your car..<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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