{"id":59,"date":"2009-01-16T11:28:21","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T18:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/?p=59"},"modified":"2009-03-08T11:35:27","modified_gmt":"2009-03-08T18:35:27","slug":"most-romantic-first-line-but-the-least-romantic-second-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/2009\/01\/16\/most-romantic-first-line-but-the-least-romantic-second-line\/","title":{"rendered":"MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These are the entries to a Washington Post Competition asking for a Two-Line Rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nMy darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:<br \/>\nMarrying you screwed up my life.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nI see your face when I am dreaming.<br \/>\nThat\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s why I always wake up screaming.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nKind, intelligent, loving and hot;<br \/>\nThis describes everything you are not.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nI thought that I could love no other<br \/>\n&#8212; that is until I met your brother.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nI want to feel your sweet embrace;<br \/>\nBut don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t take that paper bag off your face.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nI love your smile, your face, and your eyes<br \/>\n&#8212; Damn, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m good at telling lies!<br \/>\n<br \/>\nMy love, you take my breath away.<br \/>\nWhat have you stepped in to smell this way?<br \/>\n<br \/>\nMy feelings for you no words can tell,<br \/>\nExcept for maybe \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Go to hell.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n<br \/>\nWhat inspired this amorous rhyme?<br \/>\nTwo parts vodka, one part lime <\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes<br \/>\n&#8212; Damn, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m good at telling lies! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nikhil.kunder.in\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}