Dec 31 2009

Virginity Check

A young man was  planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if  his bride is a virgin.

The doctor  said, ‘Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a  can of blue paint and a shovel..’

The man was  astonished and asked, ‘So what do I do with these?’

The doc  replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball  red and the other ball blue.   If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’, you hit her head with the shovel.’


Dec 17 2009

Miracles & Faith

If you wanna have faith, you cant just have it when the  miracles happen … You have to have it when they dont!


Dec 14 2009

The Alchemist

  • Its the possibility of having a Dream Come True that makes life interesting …
  • Everyone  on Earth has a treasure that awaits them ….Wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure!
  • Paulo Coelho


     
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